Hi there,Chocokitten123 here and welcome back to Shit Talk. Today I am going to be interviewing the Baudelaire orphans.
Chocokitten123: Hello Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire.
Klaus: How are you?
Sunny: Ezte (translation: Hi)
Chocokitten123: Okay I am going to ask you each a couple of questions starting with Violet, OK?
Chocokitten123: So first question, How does it feel to be safe from Count Olaf?
Violet: Oh it’s very nice, we don’t need to worry about were he’s going to be or what is he planing.
Chocokitten123: Yes, I like it how no one is coming after you and trying to steal your enormous fortune.
Chocokitten123: Okay second question, What did you like being in a normal life?
Klaus: Well we all liked different things, but the stuff we all liked was going to the library, having picnics, and cooking.
Chocokitten123: Cool, My favorite things to do is Shotgun shooting, Archery, Cooking, and Kayaking!
Chocokitten123: Next question, What do like about Lincoln?
Sunny: Meja (translation: Well, I really like how they make this food called Deer Jerky and how its really hard and delicious.)
Chocokitten123: Yes, Deer is really common around here and it’s good for Barbacoa.
Violet: Wait, you can understand her?
Chocokitten123: Yes, Can’t you?
Chocokitten123: Okay next question, What is you favorite TV show?
Violet: Wait? What?
Chocokitten123: You mean you never watch TV?
Chocokitten123: TV is like the most amazing thing in the whole wide world!
Chocokitten123: Well, Um, before we finish we have a special guest!
Violet: Who? The Quagmire triplets?
Klaus: Phil the Lumbermill Worker?
Sunny: Sywde (translation: The Sandwich guy?)
Chocokitten123: Nope, its Count Olaf!
Violet: Wait, did you say Cou….
Count Olaf: Yes, she did indeed said me.
Chocokitten123: Yup, Jerry can you take the Baudelaire’s upstairs to get a some lunch, thank you.
Chocokitten123: So Mr. Olaf, Do you like trying to steal enormous fortunes like the Baudelaire’s?
Count Olaf: Of course!
Chocokitten123: Okay, but I was wondering what are you going to do with the money when you steal it?
Count Olaf: That’s Obvious, I will…. Um….Uh….Well I don’t exactly know yet.
Chocokitten123: Okay, Well that’s all for…..
Chocokitten123: What is it?!
Klaus: Jerry is one of Count Olaf’s theater assistant and he is trying to take us away!
Jerry: Wait?! What are you?Ah! Ow! Ah!
Chocokitten123: Yup, no one can out run our Security.
Count Olaf: Uh, ha ha….RUN!!!!
Violet: You better run away.
Klaus: Well good-bye Chocokitten123.
Sunny: Jcver (translation: Can we have some Deer Jerky?)
Chocokitten123: Sure, Well that’s all for now see you next time on Shit Talk.
Violet: I still can’t believe you understand her!