Category: Fun + Education = FUNDUCATION!!!

A Long Time Ago In A Blog Post Far Far Away

Joke 1: What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to Luke when he tried to eat spaghetti with a spoon?

A. Use the Fork Luke.

Joke 2: What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?

A. The.

Joke 3: Why would Yoda make a great gardener?

A. Because he has a green thumb.

Joke 4: Why don’t you tell jokes on the Falcon?

A. Because you won’t know if it’ll crack up.

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I hope you enjoy this week’s Funducation.

                                                                                 

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S.H.I.T Talk

AwesomeEwok: Hello Everybody and welcome to S.H.I.T talk today I’m going to be interviewing Mr. Turkey, the turkey that was pardoned from being eaten on Thanksgiving.

Thank you for joining us today, Mr. Turkey.

Mr. Turkey: Gobly Goble Goble.                                                                         Translation (Thanks AwesomeEwok. )

AwesomeEwok: So Mr. turkey you look very tasty..Um… I mean nice, very nice.

Mr. Turkey: Gobly Goble?                                                                                 Translation (uh what did you just say? )

AwesomeEwok: Never mind that, so how does it feel to be pardoned from being eaten?

Mr. Turkey: Gobly Goble Gobly.                                                                                     Translation: (Its totally Awesome I get to be left alone and it never ends)

AwesomeEwok: uh………wait! you thought that you would be pardoned forever?

Mr. Turkey: Gobly Gobly Goble?                                                                           Translation:( uh yeah why?)

AwesomeEwok: oh nothing nothing at all.

AwesomeEwok: okay next question what would you wish to be?

Mr. Turkey: Gobly Gobly Goble Goble!!!!                                                         Translation:( I wished to become surpreme overlord of the humans and have them as my slaves!)

AwesomeEwok: Okay that is very strange?

AwesomeEwok: next question what are your thought’s about Thanksgiving?

Mr. Turkey: GOBLY GOBLY GOBLE GOBLE GOBLY!!!!!!!!!                                       Translation: (we are sorry but this translation is inappropriate for younger viewers. thank you 🙂

AwesomeEwok: Such language Mr. turkey you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Mr. Turkey: Goble Goble Gobly Goble Gobly.                                                            Translations: (I’am sorry but my aunty gobller got transported to Foster Farms.)

AwesomeEwok : oh I’m sorry.

AwesomeEwok: well can I ask you one more question.

Mr. Turkey: Goble                                                                                                            Translation:(sure)

AwesomeEwok: what are you going to be doing for Christmas?

Mr. Turkey: Gobly Gobly Gobly Gobly.                                                                        Translation:( you know the usual eat, sleep, and drink)

AwesomeEwok: well that’s all for S.H.I.T talk I’m AwesomeEwok signing off.

 

Halloween Jokes

Joke 1:

Where did the ghost go on Saturday night?

Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Joke 2:

Who is the most famous french skeleton

Napoleon bone-apart.

Joke 3:

What can’t you give the headless horseman?

A headache.

Joke 4:

Why did the headless horseman go into business

He wanted to get ahead in life.

Back To School Jokes

JOKE 1:

Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks,”What did you learn today”?

“Not enough,” Luke replies. “They said I had to go back tomorrow.”

JOKE 2:

Mom: what did you do at school today?

Mark: We did a guessing game.

Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.

Mark:That’s right!

JOKE 3:

Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove to Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?

Johnny: In jail!

JOKE 4:

Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Johnny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.