AwesomeEwok: Hello Everybody and welcome to S.H.I.T talk today I’m going to be interviewing Mr. Turkey, the turkey that was pardoned from being eaten on Thanksgiving.
Thank you for joining us today, Mr. Turkey.
Mr. Turkey: Gobly Goble Goble. Translation (Thanks AwesomeEwok. )
AwesomeEwok: So Mr. turkey you look very tasty..Um… I mean nice, very nice.
Mr. Turkey: Gobly Goble? Translation (uh what did you just say? )
AwesomeEwok: Never mind that, so how does it feel to be pardoned from being eaten?
Mr. Turkey: Gobly Goble Gobly. Translation: (Its totally Awesome I get to be left alone and it never ends)
AwesomeEwok: uh………wait! you thought that you would be pardoned forever?
Mr. Turkey: Gobly Gobly Goble? Translation:( uh yeah why?)
AwesomeEwok: oh nothing nothing at all.
AwesomeEwok: okay next question what would you wish to be?
Mr. Turkey: Gobly Gobly Goble Goble!!!! Translation:( I wished to become surpreme overlord of the humans and have them as my slaves!)
AwesomeEwok: Okay that is very strange?
AwesomeEwok: next question what are your thought’s about Thanksgiving?
Mr. Turkey: GOBLY GOBLY GOBLE GOBLE GOBLY!!!!!!!!! Translation: (we are sorry but this translation is inappropriate for younger viewers. thank you 🙂
AwesomeEwok: Such language Mr. turkey you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Mr. Turkey: Goble Goble Gobly Goble Gobly. Translations: (I’am sorry but my aunty gobller got transported to Foster Farms.)
AwesomeEwok : oh I’m sorry.
AwesomeEwok: well can I ask you one more question.
Mr. Turkey: Goble Translation:(sure)
AwesomeEwok: what are you going to be doing for Christmas?
Mr. Turkey: Gobly Gobly Gobly Gobly. Translation:( you know the usual eat, sleep, and drink)
AwesomeEwok: well that’s all for S.H.I.T talk I’m AwesomeEwok signing off.